PAST SEASON SUMMARIES

2001

2002

2003

Season 2003

Final statistics for 2003. These statistics are now complete for 2003, and include all games played. For comparative purposes, the final statistics for 2002 are shown alongside, thus clearly demonstrating the progress we have made as a club and as individual players in 2003. Items worthy of note in the charts include the considerably higher quantity (and, from time to time, quality) of cricket played this year. Our season extended from 19 April to 12 October, without a single rain interruption. Congratulations to the six batsmen who averaged over 20, and the five bowlers who averaged under 25. We would also draw attention to Bradley Eve, Mark Oman and Dan Ryan, who all took their 100th wickets for Ljubljana this season. Excellent performances, fellas. Wicketkeepers' Friend Award goes once again to Rev Al Green; for the third season in a row he was the only bowler to get anyone out stumped. You will also notice a separate table of statistics for the Velden International Sixes tournament, which we won. Sadly, there is absolutely no agreement within the club as to what status these games have. Should six-a-side matches count as 'proper' games? The participants say "Yes", whereas those who didn't take part are sceptical. Until a decision is made, the statistics for this tournament stand alone. If you are interested, or, more likely, if you are Dan Ryan, you can get a calculator out and work out for yourself what, for example, Dan Ryan's combined stats for the season would be. Peruse the following lovingly compiled information over a cup of coffee and a digestive biscuit.

Ljubljana CC Final Batting Statistics 2003
Final Batting Statistics 2002
Qualification: 3 completed innings
.
.
Name
Innings
N.O.
Runs
Average
HS
Innings
N.O.
Runs
Average
HS
1
M Oman
17
5
660
55
105*
16
3
331
25.46
47
2
Asad Dhar
4
1
106
35.33
47
-
-
-
-
-
3
D Ryan
16
2
410
29.29
70
16
1
156
10.4
29
4
R Crawford
21
1
494
24.7
89
18
3
280
18.67
56
5
C Bishop
13
3
233
23.3
70
7
1
84
14.00
31*
6
D Alidžanović
9
1
184
23
61
3
0
33
11.00
25
7
T Furness
6
0
111
18.5
47
-
-
-
-
-
8
S Fish
13
3
149
14.9
56*
9
1
57
7.13
15
9
G Davies
17
0
216
12.71
42
12
0
120
10.00
22
10
E Jakofčič
3
0
38
12.66
18
-
-
-
-
-
11
A Green
18
2
182
11.37
34
15
1
69
4.92
11
12
S Mayland
10
0
108
10.8
32
4
1
30
10.00
28*
13
U Blaznik
8
3
53
10.6
16*
1
0
0
0
0
14
N Nair
4
0
39
9.75
31
-
-
-
-
-
15
B Eve
17
3
123
8.79
20*
11
0
81
7.36
34
16
D Archer
8
0
59
7.38
26
-
-
-
-
-
17
J Stachurski
3
0
15
5
15
11
1
106
10.6
67*
18
D Herakovič
4
1
14
4.66
6
2
0
0
0
0
19
D Halford
9
3
26
4.33
11*
-
-
-
-
-
20
S Kemp
3
0
11
3.66
5
-
-
-
-
-
21
J Abbott
7
1
21
3.5
9
3
1
3
1.5
2*
22
R Posl
5
1
11
2.75
5
-
-
-
-
-
23
M Volkanšek
3
0
5
1.66
4
-
-
-
-
-
Also batted in 2003
Final Batting Statistics 2002
Name
Innings
N.O.
Runs
Average
HS
Innings
N.O.
Runs
Average
HS
D Ferčej
2
1
7
7
7*
6
1
6
1.20
3
I Donchi
3
1
12
6
11*
-
-
-
-
-
C Jones
3
2
6
6
6*
-
-
-
-
-
A Sadler
1
0
5
5
5
-
-
-
-
-
J Smith
2
0
6
3
5
-
-
-
-
-
D Shead
1
0
3
3
3
-
-
-
-
-
L Wilson
1
0
2
2
2
-
-
-
-
-
M Butala
3
2
2
2
1*
4
1
14
3.50
12
T Robertson
1
1
1
-
1*
-
-
-
-
-
M Zličar
1
1
1
-
1*
-
-
-
-
-
H Mortimer
1
0
1
1
1
-
-
-
-
-
M Rehman
1
0
1
1
1
-
-
-
-
-
A Zigmund
1
1
0
-
0*
4
2
7
3.5
4
D Gum
1
0
0
0
0
-
-
-
-
-
J Tomažič
1
0
0
0
0
-
-
-
-
-
R Webb
1
0
0
0
0
-
-
-
-
-
P Townend
2
0
0
0
0
3
0
7
2.33
6
Ljubljana CC Final Bowling Statistics 2003
Final Bowling Statistics 2002
Qualification: 3 wickets
.
.
Name
Over
Mdn
Run
Wkt
Str Rte
Ave
BB
O
M
R
W
SR
Ave
BB
1
H Mortimer
6
0
26
3
12
8.67
2/20
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
B Eve
137.5
25
395
26
31.81
15.19
4/65
104.1
18
259
30
20.8
8.6
5/14
3
M Oman
143.1
14
499
24
35.79
20.79
3/36
133.2
20
429
20
40
21.5
3/10
4
U Blaznik
47
1
262
11
25.64
23.82
3/17
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
D Archer
40.1
0
247
10
24.1
24.7
4/31
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
S Mayland
67
12
241
9
44.66
26.77
4/24
49.5
5
190
11
27.2
17.3
3/5
7
I Donchi
14.1
1
83
3
28.3
27.66
2/31
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
A Green
50
1
380
13
23.08
29.23
3/45
35.2
1
235
5
42.4
47.0
1/4
9
D Alidžanović
79.3
4
379
12
39.75
31.58
4/35
23
0
99
2
69
49.5
.
10
D Ryan
120.5
4
558
16
45.31
34.88
3/9
121.5
11
451
27
27.1
16.7
3/13
11
N Nair
26
3
121
3
52
40.33
2/17
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
R Crawford
33.2
1
222
4
50
55.5
1/6
98
1
430
18
32.7
23.9
2/17
13
D Halford
55.3
2
343
4
83.25
85.75
1/33
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Also bowled in 2003
Final Bowling Statistics 2002
Name
Overs
Maidens
Runs
Wickets
Overs
Maidens
Runs
Wickets
E Jakofčič
13
0
77
2
-
-
-
-
T Furness
17
0
147
2
-
-
-
-
D Gum
5
0
22
1
-
-
-
-
D Shead
4.5
1
24
1
-
-
-
-
A Sadler
7
1
42
1
-
-
-
-
J Smith
11
1
84
1
-
-
-
-
J Abbott
14
1
93
1
2
0
23
0
P Townend
1
0
7
0
-
-
-
-
R Posl
1
0
8
0
-
-
-
-
L Wilson
1
0
8
0
-
-
-
-
C Bishop
3.3
0
29
0
-
-
-
-
D Herakovič
4
0
33
0
-
-
-
-
Mohamed Rehman
3
0
34
0
-
-
-
-
S Fish
3.5
0
36
0
1
0
13
0
S Kemp
3
0
46
0
-
-
-
-
 
Velden International Sixes Tournament 2003 Ljubljana CC Statistics
Batting
Bowling
Fielding
Name
Innings
N.O.
Runs
Average
HS
Overs
Runs
Wkts
Ave
BB
Catches
D Alidžanović
3
2
56
56
31*
8
56
3
18.66
2-22
-
C Bishop
3
1
39
19.5
31*
6
60
-
-
0-19
-
U Blaznik
-
-
-
-
-
4
25
-
-
0-9
-
R Crawford
2
1
41
41
24
-
-
-
-
-
3
B Eve
1
1
8
-
8*
8
48
3
16
1-7
-
D Ryan
3
2
115
115
71
8
55
2
27.5
2-13
2
T Ryan
-
-
-
-
-
5.3
60
1
60
1-13
-
Catches and stumpings 2003
Catches and stumpings 2002
.
Catches
Stumpings
.
Catches
Stumpings
18
G Davies
2
G Davies
19
J Stachurski
1
J Stachurski
11
M Oman
1
T Robertson
9
G Davies
. .
6
B Eve
1
J Stachurski
7
D Ryan
   
5
D Alidžanović, D Ryan
   
4
B Eve, S Mayland, N Murthy, M Oman
. .
4
C Bishop, R Crawford, A Green, J Stachurski
. .
3
A Green
. .
3
S Fish, S Mayland, D Halford
. .
2
D Alidžanovič, M Butala, D Ferčej, S Fish
. .
2
D Archer, Asad Dhar
. .
1
R Crawford, P Townend
. .
1
J Abbott, U Blaznik, M Butala, I Donchi, D Gum, S Kemp, N Nair, V Oman, P Townend, M Volkanšek, R Webb , T.Furness
. .     . .

The Austrian league programme for 2003 had a shocking start, with four straight defeats for Ljubljana. However, we turned things around in the second half of the campaign, with wins over Lords CC and Pak Falken CC, as well as gaining 14 league points after Pakistan CC forfeited their scheduled fixture against us. We are a much-improved side this season, and will hopefully be even stronger next year.

 
Team
Played
Won
Lost
Aban
BonPts
Ded
Total
1
Lords CC
8
7
1
0
39
0
95
2
Concordia CC
8
7
1
0
37
0
93
3
Vienna CC
8
6
2
0
31
-5
74
4
Five Continents CC
8
5
3
0
29
-5
64
5
United Nations CC
8
4
4
0
26
0
58
6
Ljubljana CC
8
3
5
0
24
0
48
7
Zagreb CC
8
1
7
0
9
0
17
8
Pakistan CC
8
2
6
0
19
-20
14
9
Pakistan Falken CC
8
1
7
0
12
-20
2

 

Season 2002

Click here to peruse at your leisure the highs, the lows, the glory and the pain of each player's season. Have a stiff drink first.

Austrian league: the 2002 final table

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P
W
L
T
A
WO
BA
BO
DE
Pts

1

Lords CC

9

8

1

0

0

0

11

25

0

100

2

Pakistan CC

9

8

0

0

0

1

14

22

-15

99

3

Vienna CC

9

6

2

0

1

0

12

22

0

86

4

Pakistan Falken CC

9

3

3

0

1

2

6

13

0

75

5

Five Continents CC

9

3

5

0

0

1

4

15

0

61

6

Concordia CC

9

2

5

0

1

1

4

4

-5

45

7

United Nations CC

9

3

5

0

1

0

3

8

-5

38

8

CC Velden 91

9

1

7

0

1

0

2

8

0

22

9

Ljubljana CC

9

0

8

0

1

0

1

6

0

14

10

St. Pölten CC

9

3

6

0

0

0

3

11

-36

9

Notes: St Pölten CC total includes 36pts deduction for not supplying umpires (-30pts) and failure to submit match results (-6pts). Pakistan CC (-15pts), Concordia CC (-5pts) and United Nations CC (-5pts) totals all include deductions for not supplying umpires.

A sorry season for Ljubljana in the league. Lords have won the league for the sixth year in a row. Well done to them, but there is considerable room for improvement in the spirit in which they play the game. We hope that our game against Lords next season won't be marred by the kind of poor sportsmanship that this season's encounter was.

Final Statistics 2002

Ljubljana CC Final Batting Statistics 2002
Qualification: 3 completed innings
 
Name
Innings
N.O.
Runs
Average
HS
1
M Oman
16
3
331
25.46
47
2
R Crawford
18
3
280
18.67
56
3
C Bishop
7
1
84
14.00
31*
4
M Raheem
4
1
36
12.00
16
5
D Alidžanovič
3
0
33
11.00
25
6
J Stachurski
11
1
106
10.6
67*
7
D Ryan
16
1
156
10.4
29
8
S Mayland
4
1
30
10.00
28*
9
G Davies
12
0
120
10.00
22
10
B Eve
11
0
81
7.36
34
11
S Fish
9
1
57
7.13
15
12
N Murthy
5
1
22
5.50
18*
13
A Green
15
1
69
4.93
11
14
M Butala
4
1
14
3.50
12
15
P Townend
3
0
7
2.33
6
16
D Ferčej
6
1
6
1.20
3
Also batted
Name
Innings
N.O.
Runs
Average
HS
Warrington
1
0
8
8
8
A Zigmund
4
2
7
3.5
4
D Somashekar
1
0
7
7
7
Itsham ul-Haq
2
1
6
6
6*
Ahmed Zulfiqar
1
0
5
5
5
Sebastian
1
0
4
4
4
Tom -ić
1
0
4
4
4
J Cook
2
0
5
2.5
3
K Ryan
1
0
2
2
2
J Abbott
3
1
3
1.5
2*
V Oman
1
1
1
-
1*
T Taylor
1
1
1
-
1*
A Nedeljko
1
1
0
-
0*
U Blaznik
1
0
0
0
0
L Roprej
1
0
0
0
0
D Herakovič
2
0
0
0
0
Ljubljana CC Final Bowling Statistics 2002
Qualification: 3 wickets
.
Name
Over
Mdn
Run
Wkt
Strike Rate
Ave
BB
1
B Eve
104.1
18
259
30
20.8
8.6
5/14
2
D Ryan
121.5
11
451
27
27.1
16.7
3/13
3
S Mayland
49.5
5
190
11
27.2
17.3
3/5
4
M Raheem
21
3
87
4
31.5
21.8
1/13
5
M Oman
133.2
20
429
20
40
21.5
3/10
6
R Crawford
98
1
430
18
32.7
23.9
2/17
7
N Murthy
29
2
135
4
43.5
33.8
2/25
8
A Green
35.2
1
235
5
42.4
47.0
1/4
Also bowled
Name
Overs
Maidens
Runs
Wickets
D Alidžanovič
23
0
99
2
J Stachurski
3
1
16
1
T Taylor
1
0
6
0
Ahmed Zulfiqar
0.1
0
8
0
S Fish
1
0
13
0
Warrington
1
0
13
0
J Abbott
2
0
23
0
Catches
Stumpings
19 - J Stachurski
1- J Stachurski
9 - G Davies
.
7 - D Ryan
.
4 - B Eve, S Mayland, N Murthy, M Oman
.
3 - A Green
.
2 - D Alidžanovič, M Butala, D Ferčej, S Fish
.
1 - R Crawford, P Townend
.

 

Final statistics 2001

This page contains summary statistics for each player. Should you wish to see a game-by-game breakdown of each player's season.

The Review of the Season follows the final statistics, after which you'll find the 2001 ljcricket.com Readers' Poll.

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.

Played

Won

Lost

No result

Total
1

Lords

10

9

1

 

118

2

Vienna

10

10

   

117

3

Concordia

10

8

2

 

106

4

Pak Falken

10

6

4

 

81

5

Pakistan CC

10

6

3

1

78

6

Ljubljana

10

4

6

 

61

7

Sri Lanka SC

10

4

6

 

49

8

Five Continents

10

2

7

1

39

9

United Nations

10

2

8

 

33

10

Zagreb

10

1

7

2

27

11

Velden

10

1

9

 

17

Congratulations to Lords, who have won the league for the fifth year running.

Ljubljana CC Final Batting Statistics 2001
Qualification: 3 completed innings
 
Name
Innings
N.O.
Runs
Average
HS
1
M Oman
15
6
579
64.33
93*
2
S Geldart
13
3
279
27.9
79*
3
R Crawford
9
2
183
26.14
72
4
S Mayland
10
3
99
14.14
32
5
D Ryan
15
0
173
11.53
56
6
N de Sausmarez
6
1
48
9.6
15
7
B Eve
14
2
92
7.67
19
8
G Davies
12
2
74
7.4
25
9
S Fish
16
1
85
5.67
19
10
J Stachurski
5
1
17
4.25
10
11
A Green
7
1
12
2.0
5
Also batted
Name
Innings
N.O.
Runs
Average
HS
D Graham
3
1
11
5.5
5*
U Blaznik
2
0
9
4.5
8
R Metcalfe
1
0
8
8
8
B Killer
1
0
3
3
3
K Killer
2
2
0
-
0*
D Herakovič
3
1
0
0
0*
J Cook
2
1
0
0
0*
D Barnes
1
0
0
0
0
J Smith
1
0
0
0
0
P Townend
1
0
0
0
0
Ljubljana CC Final Bowling Statistics 2001
Qualification: 3 wickets
.
Name
Over
Mdn
Run
Wkt
Strike Rate
Ave
BB
1
R Crawford
21.1
2
86
10
12.7
8.6
5/14
2
M Oman
131
7
484
27
29.1
17.93
3/13
3
S Geldart
58.2
4
254
14
24.9
18.14
3/5
4
S Mayland
106
4
440
24
26.5
18.33
1/13
5
B Eve
138.3
12
437
23
36.1
19
3/10
6
D Ryan
105.1
5
445
19
33.2
23.42
2/17
Also bowled
Name
Overs
Maidens
Runs
Wickets
S Fish
19
0
171
2
P Townend
1.4
0
5
1
A Green
4
0
33
1
U Blaznik
3
0
29
0
Catches
Stumpings
16 - G Davies

2 - G Davies

9 - S Mayland
1 - J Stachurski
6 - A Green
.
5 - R Crawford
.
4 - M Oman, D Ryan
.
3- S Fish
.
2 - N de Sausmarez, B Eve
 
1 - J Cook, S Geldart, D Herakovič
.

 

Season 2001

January

Winter training starts, amid much optimism. Several key players, including Bradley Eve and Al Green, are noticed to be a little above their fighting weight, but are placed under strict dietary supervision by head coach Fred Hepplethwaite, and all vow to have profiles like Rocky Marciano by the time the season starts. Steve Fish is granted a one-year extension to his contract despite what one report dubs his "off-the-field antics", and in a full-page interview for World Cricket magazine the chastened Fish is quoted as saying that Ljubljana Cricket Club means everything to him, and he would be heartbroken to leave. "It's my whole life, and it's hard work and discipline from now on if I want to keep my place in the side", he says.

February

Ljubljana step up pre-season preparations at secret locations in central Europe. Simultaneously, the long-anticipated ljcricket.com is launched to widespread acclaim. There is particular praise for Fred Hepplethwaite, and the down-to-earth advice of farming correspondent Damir Alidzanovic. Meanwhile, as part of the jostling for first team places, Kristian Hamster bids to silence the dressing room jokers by changing his name by deed poll to 'Killer'.

March

The media circus surrounding Ljubljana's star players said to be "without precedent" by Time magazine. The Sunday Times quotes an unnamed dressing room source as expressing disquiet at the flamboyant lifestyles of certain senior players, believed to include wicketkeeper Gregory Davies.

April

Anticipation builds to fever pitch. Media speculation linking Ljubljana players to the ongoing match-fixing scandal leads to team spokesman Jason Stachurski issuing an official denial of involvement, which goes on to plead for "an end to the rumour-mongering". On the eve of the curtain-raising league fixture, all-rounder Steve Mayland is dubbed 'power-hungry' by the Daily Express after criticising the tactics of club supremo Hepplethwaite. The club coach reacts angrily by dropping Mayland for the first game, but in his absence Ljubljana slump to a 79-run defeat to Sri Lanka SC.

May

In a closely-fought fixture, Ljubljana are narrowly defeated by Pakistan CC, but worse is to come. After losing to both Pak Falken and Concordia, crisis-torn Ljubljana are rooted to the bottom of the table, and speculation is rife about the imminent dismissal of Hepplethwaite. Ljubljana players emerge ashen-faced from a stormy team meeting described in the Sunday Telegraph as "a full and frank exchange of views". A difficult period for the club is made worse when Scott Geldart misses training claiming illness, but is photographed leaving a nightclub in the company of a woman later revealed to be the sister of PLO chief Yasser Arafat.

June

Ljubljana describe their mood prior to the forthcoming Lodi tournament as "determined". The News of the World says Lodi is "make-or-break time" for Hepplethwaite and calls the new fitness-orientated training regime 'Back to Asics'. After being excluded from the team for the tournament, unsettled Alasdair Green demands a clear-the-air meeting with Hepplethwaite. However, team captain Mark Oman grabs the media spotlight when he is briefly detained by police in a raid on what was described in the Sun as a "late-night drinking den". Oman then grants an exclusive interview to the Daily Mail headlined "MY BOOZE HELL", in which he admits to a 12-year drink dependence. Club spokesman Paul Townend promises that "Ljubljana will stand by Mark in his hour of need", provided that he agreed to attend the Betty Ford clinic.

Despite this disruption to their preparations, comfortable victories in their group leave Ljubljana facing the hosts in the final at Lodi. Steve Mayland is then the hero after Ljubljana looked dead and buried, smashing 18 from four balls in the last over to give his team an unlikely victory, and a tumultuous reception on their return home the following day. After Lodi, Hepplethwaite moves quickly to sign veteran Rob Crawford in a bid to bolster the batting, and is immediately vindicated as Crawford hits 72 on debut and Ljubljana beat Five Continents to move off the bottom of the table. To stand a chance of winning the league Ljubljana have to beat both Vienna and Lords on consecutive days, but despite strong performances lose both games. Geldart shrugs off the recent Arafat controversy by hitting an unbeaten 79 against Lords. June closes with Ljubljana easily beating traditional whipping-boys Velden to cement their mid-table position.

Vienna v Ljubljana 23 June 2001. Howling gale not pictured.

July

Preparations for the test match against the Czech Republic are disrupted when Dan Ryan threatens to walk out unless his pay demands are met. The ensuing media storm is heightened when a leaked memo portrays Ryan as a "troublemaker" and suggests he may be transfer listed in the close season. Dressing room tensions are very evident as Ljubljana are humiliated by the Crusaders, but under-fire coach Hepplethwaite hits back at his critics in the media, and denies that he has lost the confidence of his players. In an interview in Newsweek, he calls the row "a storm in a teacup" and rules out any possibility of Ryan leaving the club. To the surprise of many, Ryan is in the starting eleven against the Czechs, and goes on to hit 56 in the first innings. Slovenia win by 8 wickets, and harmony appears to have been restored.

An image from the Slovenija v Czech Rep game in July. Here a Czech batsman leaves well alone, and allows Davies to tidy up.

August

Ljubljana keep their legions of supporters happy by beating bitter local rivals Zagreb. Behind the scenes, however, contract negotiations with Scott Geldart and Greg Davies break down, and both seem set to leave. Interviewed on Sky Sports, Hepplethwaite brands the pair's wage demands as "exorbitant", and goes on to say that the club is bigger than any individual. Both are dropped for the remainder of the season.

September

Ljubljana close their league campaign with victory over the United Nations, but defeat to Trentino in the final game of the season leaves plenty of room for close-season speculation about new signings. Hepplethwaite receives the unanimous backing of the players at the end-of-season team meeting. Meanwhile, however, controversial pace bowler Bradley Eve, in an article headlined 'MY SECRET SEX & DRUGS SHAME', admits to the Daily Mirror that he used to lure young women back to his apartment by offering to show them clandestinely-shot video footage of his team mates. A remarkable season even by the turbulent standards of Ljubljana Cricket Club thus draws to a close, leaving even seasoned observers wondering what could possibly happen next.

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Readers' Poll 2001

We are enormously grateful to all those that took time to fill in their questionnaires and return them to us. In fact, we were overwhelmed by the staggering volume of debate and correspondence that the Readers' Poll generated, and this means that it is sure to become an annual end-of-season event. 11,454,209 was the total number of replies we received, and after all the data was processed by our master computer, some very interesting things became clear, as you will see. It is important to point out that the information we have gathered here will be a crucial element in the strategic decision-making of the club, so thank you once again to all those who participated.

1. Instead of shaving it off straightaway, should Daniel 'the tash' Herakovic have kept that quite spectacular moustache that he grew for our opening fixture?
a) Yes, of course. It was magnificent. 93.4%
b) No, don't be silly. 4.1%
c) I'm not sure. Ask me again later. 2.5%
2. What do you think of there being a Ljubljana Cricket Club calendar, complete with all your favourite players in various stages of undress, or maybe leatherwear, feathers etc.?
a) Yes, I'd buy at least one, possibly more, for myself, and I'd make sure all my relatives had one, too. 57.9%
b) Yes, I'd love to have one, but such a high-quality item would probably be too expensive for me. 38.1%
c) Jesus! Are you mad? There are still some standards, you know. 4.0%
3. Is ljcricket.com the best thing going?
a) Yep. For sure. 99.7%
b) Nope. 0.1%
c) Illegible: Coffee spilt on ballot paper. 0.2%
4. Which Ljubljana star does it for you, in the 'wake up lying next to him in the morning' kind of way?
a) The Fish. Wow!!!! 48.3%
b) Brad. No; Hold it! All of them. Phwoar! 44.5%
c) Illegible: Stain on ballot paper, of unknown but dubious origin. 7.2%
5. What's your favourite biscuit?
a) Custard creams rule. 25.2%
b) It's McVitie's wholewheat digestives for me. 19.8%
c) I'm quite partial to the occasional rich tea. 19.6%
d) Jaffa cakes. No question. 18.7%
e) Tricky one, that. 16.7%
6. Who should be the head coach of Ljubljana Cricket Club?
a) Fred. 99.98%
b) Not Fred. 0.02%
7. Will Rudi ever pop his goal-scoring cherry for the mighty Slovenia?
a) No. Absolutely not. Forget it, son. 81.7%
b) Having had that incredible effort tipped over the bar in Belgrade, you'd have to say 'No'. 9.4%
c) No chance. 8.9%
d) Yes. 0%
8. Do you have a favourite pope?
a) It's obvious. Pius V (1566-72) rocked out. He was magic. 50.2%
b) In troubled times, John XXII (1316-34) was a steady hand on the apostolic tiller. 29.6%
c) Urban II (1088-99). The others couldn't hold a papal candle to this pre-eminent pre-eminence. 20.2%
9. What's your favourite place name in Poland?
a) Kwidzyn 49.6%
b) Bydgoszcz. 19.0%
c) Ostrowiec Swietokrzyski 18.3%
d) Skierniewice 13.1%
10. Who was better, Shilton or Clemence?
a) Overall, Peter was definitely the better keeper for many years, although I have to say that in my opinion he was at fault for Sheedy's equaliser in Italia '90. 57.6%
b) No mate, I disagree completely there. I think Ray dominated his area much more and had better distribution. He was also better at dealing with crosses because of those crucial few extra inches of height. I think it was a real shame how he was frozen out by the England management. 59.8%
11. How do you pronounce 'Buyukcekmece', which is a town not far from Istanbul?
a) I would definitely say 'Buyukcekmece'. It's logical. 34.9%
b) No, don't be daft. It's 'Buyukcekmece'. That sounds much more Turkish like that. 57.1%
c) No, no, no. You're both wrong. It's 'Buyukcekmece'. For sure. 18.3%
d) What? My brother went to Turkey once, and I reckon he would say 'Buyukcekmece'. He should know. 91.7%
e) Fat lot you know about it. You've never been to the end of your street, let alone Turkey. Etc. 54.0%